Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #Orioles Apr 24 … Colby does not approve of your boos, you happy-hour lardy-ass 2-inning suits with your free sponsor seats… Brett looks more and more like Liev Schreiber every day… Drew Hutchison, do not lick your fingers after touching that filty ball. Ewww… Chris Davis looks dangerous, just standing there, looking dangerous… Shout out to the fans over CF with their personalized Dhutch K’s. Nice work, folks!
Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #Orioles Apr 23 … JA Happ is prepared to pitch for innings … Colby Rasmus prays for a rally … Brett Lawrie does the wave … Juan Francisco wonders if Jonathan Diaz is good to eat.
Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #Orioles Apr 22 … Meet my new boyfriend. It was his first game ever, and he’s already got the handthings down pat … Nicky fights back the tears knowing that I have a new love … Colby is also distraught. I’m sorry hun, but that hair. I can’t even … Nelly ponders hitting a ball really hard while he chokes back the loneliness of LF … Jays won, and lookit how many guys we had left over in the bullpen! OHAI Happ, Loup, Redmond and Santos. HAI!!!