inimitable appurtenances

Alright #BlueJays Monkey Army, it’s time to lick it up ~cue this  http://youtu.be/Gcj34XixuYg

Don’t wanna wait ‘til you know me better
Let’s just be glad for the time together
Life’s such a treat and it’s time you taste it
There ain’t a reason on earth to waste it
It ain’t a crime to be good to yourself

Lick it up, lick it up, it’s only right now
Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah
Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on
Lick it up, lick it up

#BlueJays vs #Indians Stuff I Saw …

Jays win 10-8 and the potato famine is over! Mark DeRosa applies chemistry to Team DR and the crazy cap stylings of Jose Reyes and Emilio Bonifacio.

Ace has a new rally flag. It’s really big. Matt Albers thinks, “Rally Flag, DNW”.

Mark DeRosa, he be walking. Mark Buehrle, he be hating ~side-eyes~

Casey Janssen wants the ball. Gimme the ball, Mark DeRosa! Gimme the ball right now! Wait a minute, how did Adam Lind get the ball?

Colby Rasmus has a new on-deck procedure. First, he stands really still, making sure nobody’s watching. Then he brings the bat to this position and holds it there to make sure “ball goes here X” is facing forward. Then he finishes the swing with a lovely single-hand flourish. Colbylocks smacked a tater tonight, therefore this system obvs works.

#BlueJays vs #Indians Stuff I Saw …

Ya know, for a team that’s about to win in the 11th inning, the Indians sure are a dour bunch on the field. Here’s Asdrubal Cabrera and Lonnie Chisenhall because all of my pix of Jason Kipnis scare me.

The JP Arencibia scoreboard featurette had JPA claiming Jose Bautista is the funniest guy on the team. That JP, such a kidder. But look, bonus footage of Ricky Romero, JPA and Brett Lawrie loling it up in their Leafs jerseys!

Like most teams, we have 2 ballboys. Along the 1st base line is a jolly, fun-loving, fan-loving dude. This isn’t him. This is Patrick. He will not look you in the eye. He is too busy worrying about flubbing a toss to Melky in LF when he warms him up when the Jays take the field. I think he scares Melky a little.

Jays lost to the Tribe 4-3 in 11 innings. Funnest thing of the night was watching Jose Reyes sneaking up within a couple of feet behind Drew Stubbs on 2nd and then yelling and pounding his glove loudly to mess with him. Gawd I love this game.

Edit: ha ha, actual score was 3-2. My fingers were drunk. Hell, you’re lucky if I spell the names right.