Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #SFGiants May 14 …
~ LawRosa is a thing. Write it down.
~ Gregor Blanco and his pink bracelet. Good man.
~ Bonifacio left field experiment. Results may vary.
~ Kreative K’s are Kreative
~ ICU Timmeh! MadBum checks the board …
~ Obvs they haven’t fixed the red square yet. This may be a nice look for Belt tho.
~ Bullpen strolls out after the win. Loup, your duckface needs work.
~ Ace and his large flag, which is large, and is his.
Stuff I saw #BlueJays #Yankees Apr 19 … Brandon Morrow; flawless beard, flawed command. The bullpen holds its breath.
ICU CC! Also ex-Jays Vernon Wells, Jayson Nix and Lyle Overbay. Meanwhile, Big Cabeza Encadwin watches over Brett Gardner, Vernon Wells and Ichiro! in the OF.
Team DR discuss Platano Power (or lack thereof); Melky Cabrera gossips with Esmil Rogers and later passes notes to Emilio Bonifacio.
Windowless “Balconville” continues to suck taters into it’s gaping maw. Jays lost to Yankees 9-4. Lottsa yards for Jays and ex-Jays alike, that can’t be right.
But all’s not lost, folks. Here’s JP Arencibia in a cowboy hat and smiling usher Noah to thank you for your time.
#BlueJays vs #Indians Stuff I Saw …
Jays win 10-8 and the potato famine is over! Mark DeRosa applies chemistry to Team DR and the crazy cap stylings of Jose Reyes and Emilio Bonifacio.
Ace has a new rally flag. It’s really big. Matt Albers thinks, “Rally Flag, DNW”.
Mark DeRosa, he be walking. Mark Buehrle, he be hating ~side-eyes~
Casey Janssen wants the ball. Gimme the ball, Mark DeRosa! Gimme the ball right now! Wait a minute, how did Adam Lind get the ball?
Colby Rasmus has a new on-deck procedure. First, he stands really still, making sure nobody’s watching. Then he brings the bat to this position and holds it there to make sure “ball goes here X” is facing forward. Then he finishes the swing with a lovely single-hand flourish. Colbylocks smacked a tater tonight, therefore this system obvs works.