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Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #Rays May 22 …~ JP Arencibia mocks...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:59:48 -0400

Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #Rays May 22 …
~ JP Arencibia mocks those who think he can’t get on base. Jeremy Hellickson is totes creeped out by Ryan Roberts’ levitating trick. Colby Rasmus freshness check.
~ Chad Jenkins, footloose and fancyfree. Happy kid loves a walk-off win. Jose Bautista interviewed by one of the Stepford Wives.
~ Happy, happy, happy. Walk-off wins are the best! Also: Jose Bautista the best!!!

Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #Rays May 21 …~ Jose Molina still...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:35:08 -0400

Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #Rays May 21 …
~ Jose Molina still looks longingly to the Jays bench. Fernando Rodney tries to remember if it’s brim to the right or to the left. James Loney asks Evan Longoria if these pants make him look fat. Ever wonder who the loudmouth is at the games yelling EVA, EEEEVAAAAA?
~ Brett Lawrie has a frown. Colby Rasmus has racing stripes. Jose Bautista makes a pfft. Cito Gaston has a nap.
~ These girls came by to visit the SportsNet broadcast crew. This is the broadcast crew after said visit.

Stuff I saw #BlueJays #Rays May 20 …~ Evan Longoria charms...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:31:05 -0400

Stuff I saw #BlueJays #Rays May 20 …
~ Evan Longoria charms you, Melky Cabrera kabuki’s you.
~ Jake Odorizzi came out to play. Don’t try to play with Henry Blanco, Yunel Escobar, he will kill you.
~ Brett Lawrie likes to wear as much of the infield as possible. Sam Fuld is obvs his soul mate.
~ You can’t spell Maddon without yelling. Baseball with pals is fun, here’s @Bluejaysfan10 with his buddy who looks like Eric Hosmer.

Aslo: I yelled “Happy Birthday Jamie” to Campbell on set today. He smiled. I’d do it again.

Alright #BlueJays Monkey Army, it’s time to lick it up...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:59:24 -0400

Alright #BlueJays Monkey Army, it’s time to lick it up ~cue this http://youtu.be/Gcj34XixuYg

Don’t wanna wait ‘til you know me better
Let’s just be glad for the time together
Life’s such a treat and it’s time you taste it
There ain’t a reason on earth to waste it
It ain’t a crime to be good to yourself

Lick it up, lick it up, it’s only right now
Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah
Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on
Lick it up, lick it up

Dunno what I liked most about the #BlueJays last couple of...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:11:13 -0400

Dunno what I liked most about the #BlueJays last couple of games, the Unicorn in the @JaysCare Clubhouse or seeing this many guys come out of the Jays bullpen at the end of the game.

Too presh! #BlueJays Colby Rasmus with his Rylee! ~melt~ I...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:44:58 -0400

Too presh! #BlueJays Colby Rasmus with his Rylee! ~melt~

I don’t know where these photos originally came from, but they were posted by @Sherlander6 and I’m glad to have them here :D

Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #SFGiants May 15 …~ Ramon Ortiz had...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:51:44 -0400

Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #SFGiants May 15 …
~ Ramon Ortiz had himself a game ~stud~ Meanwhile, Hunter Pence and Buster Posey try to distract him by starting the wave using their bats.
~ Pssst, Brandon Crawford! Marco Scutaro is trying to tell you something. Jose Bautista totes catches me taking his pix. OHAI Jose, HAI!
~ Pablo Sandoval and Melky Cabrera, just two guys, hanging out. Brett Lawrie looks like he’s conducting a sing-along, but I think he probably got wind of his sister’s angry tweet. All the dimes. Also: Ginger beware!

More Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #SFGiants May 14 …~Barry Zito...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:12:53 -0400

More Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #SFGiants May 14 …
~Barry Zito and Buster Posey, you can go your own way. Brett Cecil knows that you are admiring his shapely calves.
~ Brandon Belt has gum. Pablo Sandoval wants it.
~ Hunter Pence is standing on your bases. Brandon Crawford has a think.
~ LawRosa, still a thing. Edwin Encarnacion and Marco Scutaro talkin about girls and cars, probably.

Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #SFGiants May 14 …~ LawRosa is a...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:42:35 -0400

Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #SFGiants May 14 …
~ LawRosa is a thing. Write it down.
~ Gregor Blanco and his pink bracelet. Good man.
~ Bonifacio left field experiment. Results may vary.
~ Kreative K’s are Kreative
~ ICU Timmeh! MadBum checks the board …
~ Obvs they haven’t fixed the red square yet. This may be a nice look for Belt tho.
~ Bullpen strolls out after the win. Loup, your duckface needs work.
~ Ace and his large flag, which is large, and is his.

Happy Mother’s Day, #BlueJays tweeps. Hope it was a good...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:07:25 -0400

Happy Mother’s Day, #BlueJays tweeps. Hope it was a good one!

Get well soon, JA Happ. Your baseball family around the MLB is...

Wed, 08 May 2013 00:57:03 -0400

Get well soon, JA Happ. Your baseball family around the MLB is sending best wishes and prayers your way.

Proof that #BlueJays “Danger Beer” exists. Magneto...

Mon, 06 May 2013 22:01:41 -0400

Proof that #BlueJays “Danger Beer” exists. Magneto weeps.

Stuff I saw #BlueJays #Mariners May 5 …~ Brandon Morrow,...

Sun, 05 May 2013 21:07:41 -0400

Stuff I saw #BlueJays #Mariners May 5 …

~ Brandon Morrow, flawless beard, honey bunches of k’s.
~ Steve Delabar with dela stuff to slam dela door.
~ Munenori Kawasaki action pose.
~ Rajai Davis action point.
~ Jose Bautista makes adjustments at the bag.
~ Mark Derosa played third base. Mark Derosa clubhouse guy, clubbin’ taters and rbi. Happy Cinco De Rosa Day!!!

Stuff I saw #BlueJays #Mariners May 4…Hisashi Iwakuma is...

Sat, 04 May 2013 21:35:41 -0400

Stuff I saw #BlueJays #Mariners May 4…

Hisashi Iwakuma is good. Underrate him at your own risk. Dustin Ackley made himself a nice salami sandwich off RA Dickey, so our Jumbotron gave him a red tooth. Oh, how we laughed bitter laughs.

I’m guessing it was a slump-buster effort, and lots of Jays wore high-sox today. Here Jose Bautista rolls up the rim ~for the ladies~. Brett Lawrie speaks for you and me as he sums up our impression of today’s game.

Michael Morse, professional right fielder, cares deeply about litter. Michael Morse, professional hitter, fools Blanco into not seeing the ball. Michael Morse is really adorable.

May the fourth be with you, #BlueJays fans. Yes, I went there....

Sat, 04 May 2013 12:08:40 -0400

May the fourth be with you, #BlueJays fans. Yes, I went there. #dickeythebest

Stuff I saw #BlueJays #Mariners May 3 …~ Dustin...

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:37:01 -0400

Stuff I saw #BlueJays #Mariners May 3 …

~ Dustin Ackley’s beard remains flawless, even when he makes a puffy.
~ Kyle Seager is sooo judging you.
~ The secret to King Felix’s magic is that he pitches with his eyes closed.
~ Tom Wilhelmsen has skinny lil pony legs. This is what they look like. Don’t stare.
~ Colby Rasmus, doin The Huffle!
~ Brett Lawrie watching the board feature on Colby Rasmus. Turns out Colby’s fav food is meat.
~ It was my birthday and I was lucky to spend it sitting next to Jen and her GingerMan, two of the funnest Jays fans to watch a ballgame with. If you’re not following her, do yourself a favour and visit @pdqjen on the Twitter.
~ Jen treated me to scented hand cleanser AND a genuine Jays beercan cozy. Go ahead, be envious, I can’t hear you. The Jays sent over an usher with a button and a card, and the nice usher made everyone sing Happy Birthday to me. Also: I lied about my age, but I’m still wearing the button to bed.

Stuff I saw #BlueJays #RedSox May 2 … special Latte...

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:34:42 -0400

Stuff I saw #BlueJays #RedSox May 2 … special Latte birthday contest edition!

Do you want to win the Jose Bautista bobblehead that us season ticket holders got as a gift? Of course you do! All you have to do is identify the 9 guitars used behind the Jays players pix for Rock’n’Roll night and I’ll mail my spare Baubble to you!

Do I know what all the guitars are myself? Hell no! But I do know people who do. So Tweet your list to @captainlatte so I can see them tomorrow (Friday May 3) when I wake up and have the lols for breakfast. I can use the bday lolz peeps, so just do it (even if you have to make up the names).

Also: there can only be one winner - you figured that out for yourself, yes?

Happy birthday to DaddyLocks @RCWarrior1! Hope it’s a good...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 09:27:55 -0400

Happy birthday to DaddyLocks @RCWarrior1! Hope it’s a good one :D

Take heart, #BlueJays fans. All hope is not lost. Not as long as...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:59:25 -0400

Take heart, #BlueJays fans. All hope is not lost. Not as long as I have these.

Also: isn’t it amazing that people who’ve supported the team all season aren’t guaranteed their same seats for tie-breaker games?

DMG: probably not someone you want to give your gaming dollars...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:08:57 -0400

DMG: probably not someone you want to give your gaming dollars to. If this is a #BlueJays fan then I pray for @Wilnerness590’s sanity.