inimitable appurtenances

Overheated Toronto journalist compares #BlueJays Josh Johnson to Apollo.

Let’s just see if this comp holds water, shall we?

                   Josh Johnson       Apollo
Born            Jan 31, 1984          Way before that
Nickname    JJ                            ApoLOL
Throws        Right-handed         Jealous tantrums
Bats            Left-handed           Switch hitter
Height         6’7”                        13’ statue, must be real
Parents       Al & Bonnie            Zeus & Leto
Spouse       Heidi                       Everyone else

Ok, works for me.