Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #RedSox July 21 … Don’t shoot. DON’T SHOOOT … It puts the lotion on its skin … He’s right behind me, isn’t he? … I have a cunning plan. Do you have any turnips? … Rehearsing his lurch-on cameo in The Walking Dead … I think it’s sweet that the Bosox let this homeless man sit with them and play with a souvenir ball … Shout out to Bill, Blake, and Jeff. Hope you didn’t empty out the mini-bar.
Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #Rangers July 20 … Buehrle makes a plea to the Baseball Gods … Reyes may be all Dadhat and all, but he still rolls up the rim ~for the ladies~ … Chris Gimenez can’t remember where he put his wallet … Rasmus and Gose ain’t tellin’ … Andrus could, but I cropped his hand out, so sorry … It’s entirely possible that I’m a bad influence on field staff. Here’s security dancing with Ace to Bryan Adams Summer of 69. Because you can’t not dance along when I yell at you to do so.
Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #Rangers July 19 … Marcus Stroman, I don’t know what you’re doing here, but don’t ever stop … Colby Lewis hopes like hell that nobody bunts … Heh heh heh, thinks evil Colby Rasmus (who was awesome today, you can look it up) … here’s Jake Smolinski doing his Daniel Nava impersonation … here’s Dan Johnson doing his Jake Smolinski impersonation … Beltre and Andrus, watching a little TV … Hey Pigeon. You are not a Blue Jay. You are a pigeon. Get off the field.