inimitable appurtenances

Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #Rays May 22 …
~ JP Arencibia mocks those who think he can’t get on base. Jeremy Hellickson is totes creeped out by Ryan Roberts’ levitating trick. Colby Rasmus freshness check.
~ Chad Jenkins, footloose and fancyfree. Happy kid loves a walk-off win. Jose Bautista interviewed by one of the Stepford Wives.
~ Happy, happy, happy. Walk-off wins are the best! Also: Jose Bautista the best!!!

Stuff I Saw #BlueJays #Rays May 21 …
~ Jose Molina still looks longingly to the Jays bench. Fernando Rodney tries to remember if it’s brim to the right or to the left. James Loney asks Evan Longoria if these pants make him look fat. Ever wonder who the loudmouth is at the games yelling EVA, EEEEVAAAAA?
~ Brett Lawrie has a frown. Colby Rasmus has racing stripes. Jose Bautista makes a pfft. Cito Gaston has a nap.
~ These girls came by to visit the SportsNet broadcast crew. This is the broadcast crew after said visit.

Stuff I saw #BlueJays #Rays May 20 …
~ Evan Longoria charms you, Melky Cabrera kabuki’s you.
~ Jake Odorizzi came out to play. Don’t try to play with Henry Blanco, Yunel Escobar, he will kill you.
~ Brett Lawrie likes to wear as much of the infield as possible. Sam Fuld is obvs his soul mate.
~ You can’t spell Maddon without yelling. Baseball with pals is fun, here’s @Bluejaysfan10 with his buddy who looks like Eric Hosmer.

Aslo: I yelled “Happy Birthday Jamie” to Campbell on set today. He smiled. I’d do it again.